November 2009
17 posts
just noticed tomorrow's Friday the 13th
(via cancerousoranges)
Fwd: Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if...
ehmeee:
cancerousoranges:
ayitzhenny:
tayneeteen:
Someone texted this to me, I’M DIRTY MINDED? :/ I feel like a pervert for thinking they were talking about a pussy, LOL.
This is how I wash my cups..
hahaha
Joke
Joker: Hey do you know to difference between camping and molestation
Jokei: No
Joker: Well in that case you wanna go camping sometime
AHHHHHHHH you lied label its not mild salsa
has to be at least a medium diffidently not mild
Jesus Loves You
He loves you, but thank his father that he doesn’t grant you eternal life on earth. That would be harsh and unattractive: picture your grandpa at seventy, now picture him at seven-hundred…
Loves you like a miscreant loves leaving a suitcase filled with bricks unattended at a subway station
Jesus loves you, but he’s not in love with you.
Jesus loves you, but the rest of us...
“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and...”
– Mel Brooks US actor, comedian, & movie director (1926 - )
Computer charger
I got a new one today lets hope this one lasts longer then the last fucking hate how long these last
taking all bets on how long it will last 1 week 2 weeks a month
who knows hopefully it will last until next quarter
hi
hello people my first post thingy so……. whats up